Bet you thought this wasn’t ever gonna show up, weren’t you? Well, the weekend and all its heartbreaking games, is over! It’s time to get back to business.
Today I present you with: CHASE UTLEY!!!!!
Nicknamed Uggly by lots of fans, Philadelphia Phillies’ 2nd baseman Chase Utley went up to bat yesterday and chucked his bat at Timothy Lincecum, causing him to fall back and down, potentially injuring his knee or right ankle. Luckily the X-Rays were fine. THAT IS WHY I WILL NOT BE TALKING ABOUT CHASE UTLEY TODAY.
BOO THE PHILLIES, TODAY, FOR ATTACKING OUR PITCHERS!
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