Okay, so I’m going to start a Dear Abby (but not freakish and weird) column here. Please comment or anonymously send your questions to firstname.lastname@example.org or right here. Just put in a fake name, even. I will start when I get three questions. Okay?
Also, I am the best advice giver in the whole world. I may not be smart enough to help myself, but I’m smart enough to help you!